the world would be a pain in the ass without girls
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Shoutout to all the girls who just want their hair pulled and ass smacked
Me being one of them.
i support girls anger. i support girls who yell. i support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. i support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut off people who hurt them. i support girls who say no the first time and flip you off if you ask them again. i support girls who will never allow themselves to be pushovers and constantly get shit for it. you’re fucking incredible.
straights girls: hahahha man candles, man soap, isn’t that stupid
straight girls: look at these boyfriend jeans i just bought to go with my boyfriend shirt :)
straight girls: masculinity is sooooo fragile
straight girls: whoa it’s actually homophobic to associate short hair and flannels with lesbians. for example, i have a pixie cut and i’m straight.
straight girls: at least we women don’t do the no homo
straight girls: you know it’s called a girl crush bc it’s not a real crush because it’s on a girl
ppl who are sad on valentines day make ME sad ..buy your own chocolate… drink a whol bottle of wine ..slap ur own ass.. .live
Slap your own ass…..
Did I stutter ????
Slap
Ya
Own
Ass
hi girls did i mention that I like girls also did i mention that I am attracted to girls
i love girls who compliment other girls because too many girls be thinking it’s a competition nowadays
hi girls did i mention that I like girls also did i mention that I am attracted to girls
the signs in a fistfight
- Aries: *goes completely apeshit and wins by killing opponent*
- Taurus: I'm gonna kick your ass!!! *backs away*
- Gemini: nah man. not gonna do this. not gonna d *kicks ass*
- Cancer: fite me punk!! O shit wait no
- Leo: *rips off shirt* u wanna go?!!
- Virgo: *planning battle strategy in head*
- Libra: *cries*
- Scorpio: *summons satan* I win motherfucker
- Sagittarius: *trips over their own feet and gets a bloody nose*
- Capricorn: you messed with the wrong dude *runs away*
- Aquarius: well fuck. I didn't want to have to murder another one
- Pisces: this is all a dream. I'm gonna wake up in a minute. this is just *gets socked in the face*
